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To urinate. A reference to the fact that Nintendo have named their latest games console the Wii (pronounced Wee) which in most English speaking cultures mean to urinate.
"I'm off to have a quick Nintendo"
"Do you need to to do a Nintendo or a number 2?"
"I'm desperate for a Nintendo"
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To parents:
Nintendo is the label used by parents of old school gamers in reference to absolutely any device that they consider to be a 'videogame'.
Mom: "When are you gonna turn off that damned Nintendo and start taking care of your family?"
You: *sigh* "It's an XBOX 360 mom, how many times do I have to-"
Mom: "Whatever. You sit around playing games all day long when you SHOULD be taking care of that screaming kid! You're in there playing Nintendo all day long and only come out when you're hungry enough to eat! And then you vanish back to your bedroom! You're 32 years old. When are you gonna start acting like-..."
You: "......OH you BITCH! Fucken noob combo motherfff-..."
Mom: "WHAT?!"
You: "...huh? MOOOOOOOMMM...! You're distracting the hell outta me, damnit!"
Mom: "I PAY for that Xbox Live so you can sit around playing Nintendo all day? What is this, a joke?"
You: "....OOOOOH! YEAH, BITCH! TEABAG!"
Mom: "WHAT?!"
You: "Nuthin... talkin' to them..."
Mom: "Anyway, go tell your wife that dinner's ready. And clean up your damn room."
You: "........"
Mom: "Clean up your damn room!"
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a company that sells you the same game and doesn’t listen to their fans
i bought a nintendo switch. and suddenly i lost all my hoes...
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Crappiest shit company ever. Makers of what may quite possibly be the worst fucking games ever. And Rush8192, you won't have to worry about your sanity if you are over the age of 10, you stupid fucking cunt.
Nintendo sucks huge donkey dick.
P.S. Rush8192 is a stupid 8-year old fucking retard that needs to stop wanking off to pictures of Princess Peach.
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A major player in the console wars but always think does not exist
Guy1:Xbox is better
Guy2:No PlayStation is better
Guy1:Xbox
Guy2:PlayStation
Guy1:XBOX
Guy2:PLAYSTATION
Guy3:What about Nintendo?
Guy1AndGuy2:Oh yeah nintendo existes but only xbox and playstation matter because wii u
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a company who has made killer games in the past but are now assholes who will strike down any sort of fan project or tournament.
"Yo man I just made this Mario fangame I think the Mario community will love it!"
"Don't get your hopes up man Nintendo will probably just take it down."
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A video game company that can make the best games in the industry to justify purchasing their mediocre consoles, which are always in stock for some reason unlike the latest Playstation or Xbox, which are always sold out.
At least a quarter of my family and a majority of my friends, have or know somebody that owns a Nintendo Wii.
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