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One who is very talented, motivated, and brutally handsome, but disorganized, unfocused, and disheveled.
That guy is such an Alex, with his rebellious and sexy ways, I just want to make love to him for hours.
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THE GREATEST ROOMMATE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD
Alex moved in, he likes Doctor Who, he only makes food that smells good, and he made his Prius a communal car for the home.
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Alex is guy that you will always want to spend time with. He is smart, handsome, generous, kind and awesome. He is the best guy on the planet. An Alex is good at sports, playing video games, and girls love him. Sometimes he acts crazy but he's just trying to make you laugh. He can tell jokes and crack you up. Alex is the best guy to hang out with.
Hey, who's your best friend?
Alex is my best friend and everyone else is his best friend.
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Alex is a term generally referring to someone or something that was born without a face, and whose parents are a rooster and a male toad. An Alex is orphaned at birth, (due to the lack of it's face) and is raised by levitating forest narwhals. The narwhals teach an Alex the way of the awesome at an early age. Later, an Alex becomes a popular, exceeding good looking, smart teenager. After his teenage years, an Alex will become a god and will quite possibly destroy the Earth and life itself.
Man, Alex is such a guy. How I love him so.
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can be a male or female name, the short form of Alexander or alexandra.
Male: Crazy hot and a freaking sex god, this guy can have you begging using just his tongue. Sex with this guy will leave any room trashed and your bed being destroyed He can outdrink and outperform anyone and anything on the face of this planet and most others. If you're a friend of his, he is insanely loyal, and will take a bullet for you. On the other hand, piss him off and you will end up with your eyes looking out the back of your head. Get's pissed off easily, so don't push him, anything will set him off, from looking at him wrong to messing with his friends to doing ANYTHING to hurt a girl. He will kick your ass.
Female: Somewhat tomboy-ish, will, like her male version, be able to outdrink most guys, and will laugh at any guy stupid enough to try cheesy chat-up lines or sleazy come-ons. she will also punch you in the face if you are a jackass . She has a bitter and sarcastic sense of humour that people mistake as being hurtful, and she can playu the guitar or bass. She will, almost certainly, own at least 2 pieces of black leather clothing, and her playlist will be hard rock and punk, with GNR, Metallica, Bad Religion and The Sex Pistols all in there. She is a tiger in the sack, and she does not do cuddling after. Like Joan Jett and Kim Gordon had a kid who got raised by Superman.
Male:
Girl: Hey, what was with Amys room last night, it sounded like it was getting smashed up?
Guy: Yeah, she went home with Alex
Girl: (understands) ohhhh...lucky!
Guy: (to Alex's friend) Hey, where the fuck you think you're going, asshole?
(Alex comes to help his friend, Guy's friends all move over too)
Guy: Back off, dipshit!
(Alex proceeds to destroy the others in seconds)
Female:
Guy: Hey baby, are you Jamaican? Cos Jamaican me crazy!
Alex: Hey, I got a question for you. What stinks of cheap cologne and screams like a little girl?
Guy: Huh?
Alex: Wrong. (Knees guy in crotch, where yes, he screams like a little girl)
(After sex)
Guy: (goes to cuddle)
Alex: Yeah, no. I gotta go. (Slides out of bed and gets dressed, leaving guy there)
Guy: Can I call you?
Alex: You got my number? (Guy shakes head) Then I'm guessing not. Bye. (Leaves)
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The name of possibly the greatest person ever in existence. No one is immune to the great amazingness of anyone with the name Alex. Often mistaken for Jesus Christ, even though Alex is much, much greater than Jesus.
"It's Jesus!!!"
"Aw, fuck no, that's Alex."
"REALLY?!?!"
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The perfect boy, with beautiful eyes and a smile that never fails to make you smile. Stubborn sometimes, and can get pissed easily. A bit jealous, but always tries his best to make everyone around him happy. Always cheers up and he's an easy person to talk to. Understanding. the cutest person you'll ever meet.
Alex is sooooo cute I can't even handle it!
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