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Something that can fit into a pocket that can easily be stolen.
Damn dat mini camera was pocketable as fuck, no one noticed that I jacked dat shit. ...NIGGA!!!
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When something you saw recently on t.v. occurs near or around you.It doesn't have to be t.v., mabey an inside joke between friends and then it is said on t.v. or by an unaware person. The term implies that wherever this 'pocket' occurs,i.e. t.v., was in your pocket and heared you joking earlier
Garrett:Bro, that little girl looks like Strawberry Shortcake!
Mecca:I know, right?...
...then 5 minutes later they walk inside and Strawberry Shortcake is on t.v. because Mecca's neice is watching it.
Garrett and Mecca:WHAT UP POCKET!!!!!
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When a person goes hard on a night on the town and falls asleep with the ranch side in their pocket that they picked up from their midnight snack.
Yo Rob, I just found me a pocket ranch, let's go!
What is wrong Karen? Nothing, my pocket ranch exploded in my sleep again.
A tent pitched by ones penis.
Pocket Tents vary in size depending on girth chub length and particular situation.
Dirty Mike: Yo I need a hand
The Boys: Dirty Mike...
Dirty Mike: Dude It's serious!
The Boys: If its your pocket tent You can forget about it
Dirty Mike: You got me! For reals though I'm fully torqued and need to go change.....
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In Texas Hold'em, the opposite of pocket aces. It can be a combination of any shit cards that the player should fold immediately without question.
These include 2-6, 2-7, 2-8, 3-7, 3-8 and a few more. You get the point.
Johnny: What were your hole cards last hand?
Jim: These cards suck. I had a 3-9. I never bluff with pocket feces.
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1. A firearm you decide to leave in your pocket.
2. A firearm you ALWAYS leave in your pocket.
Butcher Pete got bored of chopping steaks, so with him and his pocket gun he shot up all the women's meat.
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When a flaccid penis gets tangled up in ones boxer briefs/whitey tighties and gets lodged either to the right or the left of the testicles; therefore, creating a little bit of a bulge as if you have a sausage in your pocket.
Grocery store owner: Hey man are you stealing one of my smoked kielbasas or is that a massive pocket sausage in your pants?
Man: It's a pocket sausage man. I got some new whitey tighties and they are way to tight.
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