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The first song created by the legendary band Kino.
I've Got Time, But No Money sounds quite nice
I've Got You A Prezzie Is English Slag For "I've Got You A Present" Teenagers Are Normaly Associated With Sland But Adults and Younger Children Are Now Using It Too.
Its My Birthday Soon, my mum has not yet got me a present
Ohh Don't worry, I've got you a prezzie
To someone about another person that is stupid, brainless, idiot.
The Sheriff is an idiot. I mean, i've met smarter sandwiches !
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To someone about somebody stupid, brainless
Did you talk to the Sheriff ?
No the Sheriff is an idiot, i mean, i've met smarter sandwiches !
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Somthing a dick neck might say almost everyday because he has nothing else better to say and its 'how bored i've gotten'
Dick Neck: This is how bored i've gotten
Everybody: OMG STFU!
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People put finishing a tube of chapstick as a way to motivate themselves to keep moving on and not to k*ll themselves. When somebody says, "my chapstick is almost gone" or "I've just ran out of chapstick" please talk to them or buy them a new tube of chapstick.
"I've just ran out of chapstick."
"Let's go take a drive and I'll buy you some more, and we can talk if you're comfortable with that."
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When a scientist transforms himself into a pickle and identifies as a pickle
Person1: And he turned himself into a pickle and now he wants to be called "Pickle Jerry" funniest shit I've ever seen
Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?