no god please no

No god please no is from the show The Office, as said by Steve Carrell.

Me-What the-

Random Person-NO GOD!!! NO GOD PLEASE NO ! NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Aesthetically Pleasing

Something / someone pleasing to the eye
E.G:

-Kim Taehyung.

“Have you see Taehyung lately?”

“Yeah he’s beautiful”
“I know, he’s Aesthetically pleasing”

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Honky, please

An urbanization of "Oh, come come now, my esteemed white brother....surely you jest."

Statement: Mark and Char have sex three times per day. Retort: Honky, please!

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Neighbor Please

The politically correct way to say Nigger Please

Lexus: " I don't know why they lock him up. He wasn't stealing his wallet, he was putting it back."
Mercedes: "Neighbor please!"

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Nigga Please

When you accidently bump into/are in the way of a black girl. Then when you try to say sorry you get slapped in the face with a "Nigga Please!" followed by a string of insults including ones aimed at your ethnicity, mom, fashion sense, Etc. And it all ends with a snap of the fingers and a bob of the head and she walks off. Leaving you in a total state of confusion.

Johnson: Oops!, I'm so-
Shaquandaya: Nigga Please!, You look like you just came out of the thrift store with yo cheap ass. Yo mom was a poor white trash hooker and you look straight up retarded! Crazy fuckin' crackas, think they can accidently walk into me!
Johnson:...What just happened?

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please help

A phrase you search on the urban dictionary after reading too many definitions that you didn’t want to know

“Wtf did I just read”
*searches*

“Please help”

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Kebab please

Omersexual will make a delicious kebab for you!

Hey Omersexual get back to work and prepare kebab for him you lazy cunt!

When you say kebab please is time to Omersexual get back to work!