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When you're just a normal guy that wants to buy a fine automobile from Harry's car shop, but you're denied because Harry "doesn't trust like that".
A normal man walks into Harry's car shop
"I'd like to buy a fine automobile, maybe one that talks."
"I don't trust like that... Open that button"
"I will not buy if you want me to get naked"
"I'm not saying naked, I'm just--"
"You wanna see my genitals? That's not okay."
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Australian slang for 'not my fucking job'.
Coined during the devastating bushfires of the Australian black summer of 2019/20, as the Prime Minister Scott Morrison took holidays in Hawaii, when asked by a journalist to help the people affected, Scotty from Marketing replied: 'I don't hold a hose'.
'Could you help me finish these reports? I'm snowed under and the deadline is tonight.'
'Sorry mate, I don't hold a hose.'
From Cyanide and Happiness, this rendition of 'I don't give a fuck' is made more epic shit. Used when you want to really show someone you don't even give a flying fuck what they think.
A: I got a new phone
B: Shut up
A: It's twice as-
B: I don't shit a fuck!
A: But the processor
B: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
A shady way of saying someone didn't exist in your world in your life and you don't like them . They are basic irrelevant
Interviewer: what do you think of Beyoncé
Mariah: she is an amazing person and amazing artist and we love her
Interviewer: and what about jlo
Mariah: I don't know her
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We say or use this phrase when we don't care or are not interested in what someone says or does.
Bryan:guys,i have bought a new car
worth 7 million.
Ryan:i don't give a shit about your car.
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"I don't care."
I don't give a fuck about you.
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When you do a half ass job at work because you have no interest in it and have no passion because everything seems blah blah blah!
"I went to work and did a half ass job on everything and got fired! I don't give a shit!"