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to have sex with someone if you are not completely erect
"yo, i heard my boy got drunk and gave her the "noodle"'
"yeah he noodled the shit out of her, ya heard"
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1. Synonym for noob and newb when you don't know which of the two it is.
2. Player who acts brainless in an online skill-based game.
3. Player who is NOT part of the vital few. See also Pareto principle or the 80-20 rule.
In public servers it can usually be said that:
20% of players in a team count for 80% of the win.
80% of players in a team count for only 20% of the win.
Those 80% are noodles.
Origin: Noob --> Nood --> Noodle
Some languages' speakers have difficulties pronouncing noob or newb. To make the words flow better, the word is changed to nublar, noodel, noedel, nuddle, noodle...
Alf: That pubstar is roadkilling all my noodles
Ben: It's their fault for not thinking when they cross the street
Charlie: Man, their team sucks so bad
Dan: Yeah, they're all noodles
Ed: We need 50 kills to win and I got 15!
Frank: You're not a noodle then!
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ANDREA PAIGE DILLON.
WHEN YOU ARE WET AND YOU WILL GO FOR ANYONE THAT IS THERE.
ANDREA PAIGE DILLON IS A NOODLE
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Guitarist of the punk-rock band the Offspring whose real name is Kevin Wasserman, who was the janitor of Dexter Holland and Greg K's high school. Dexter Holland and Greg K invited him to join the band because he was over 21 and could get them alcohol.
Stupid Offspring Fangirl: OMG DEXTER HE'S SO HOT!
Me (real Offspring fan): What do you think of Noodles?
Stupid Offspring Fanirl: Who's that?
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A noodle is a dork of any kind. also known as chad geek nerd loser. They typically wear tighter jeans, a polo shirt with the collar up and a abercrombie hat. (most suburb kids)
" I can't believe what a noodle Todd is. Talk about a chad."
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When you poke your cock out the hole of your boxers thus allowing it to breath and receive fresh air.
I was just playing xbox live and noodling when my mom walked in, it was quite a shocker.
When no one is home i make sure to do a little noodling around the house.
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