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two men rubbing limp dicks together
Watts and danny were playing noodles last night in their bedroom until it turned into a good ole fashion sword fight
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In traffic, to pass cars by using a short stretch of the far right lane, only to merge left before colliding with parked cars, before the end of the lane, etc. So named to reflect the slippery and curvy nature of a prepared noodle.
Marta faked like she was turning right, but just as the light changed, she noodled the beige Camry in order to break free from the pack.
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a straight male who has very gay tendencies, may also be termed a metro male. Noodles can generally be found in dance teams, cross country teams and cheerleading troops.
On occasion a Noodle may become aware of his tendencies and embrace them, evolving into a gay male. The evolution to a fully fledged gay may be stopped and the Noodle may go on to become a completely straight male with no homosexual traits if the said Noodle becomes aware of his acts and want to change.
Nb. Altho a Noodle may become either a Straight or Gay male, once he does in fact make the transition to one or the other he is never able to return to being a Noodle (see LAWS OF CUPBOARDS)
John: Dude did you just see that Noodle playing Ultimate Frizz... LOL... he may as well jump out of the Closet and conform to his mind.
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the act of putting your flaccid dick inside someone’s asshole
have you ever tried noodling?
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The art of aimlessly searching the internet much longer than you ever intended to.
I was going to just check my email, but I ended up noodling for five straight hours.
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The only thing that makes you happy and is always there. There like a friend that will never leave your side and loves you to the end.