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norm-shinkling

When public servants are easily fooled by baseless conspiracy theories of voter fraud and engage in fascist attempts to undermine the most basic steps of the democratic process. Coined in the memory of Norman Shinkle, the GOP stooge on the Michigan Board of Canvassers who tried to disenfranchise millions of people at the behest of a president who had sour grapes that he lost.

Frank: "Did you see that Veronica won the election?"
Rachel: "Yeah she did, but there was some norm-shinkling at the election certification meeting. Monica from the losing side said that flying monkeys burned ballots and spit in the faces of the poll watchers, so none of our votes count anymore"
Frank: "Oh, that sucks"
Rachel: "Yeah I guess the social contract that made us a democracy broke down over nothing, too bad."
Frank: "All hail OneState!"

by recharge88888 November 23, 2020


Norms' WiFi

When your internet connection is dogshit, just like Norms' WiFi. (If you have ever used Norms' WiFi.)

Man1: Aw dude I just went down to this baby Wraith, he's so bad dude.
Man2: Lmao you got Norms' WiFi dude your connection is so bad.

by doomsday.jpg October 28, 2020


the new norm

all these woke faggots trying to turn america gay #makeamericafunnyagain

also i love daddy elon uwu

the new norm aint the same as the old norm

by greeniesnickie December 12, 2024


Norm The Prophet

Norm The Prophet is one of the best Philly rappers

WOW Norm The Prophet's album is amazing

by WHAT THE WTF DUDE March 19, 2019


Pull a Norm

To leave your job without notice or telling anybody, to walk out.

AVL is hiring because their last service engineer decided to pull a Norm.

by win this December 13, 2023


Hot Norm

A very attractive regular at a bar. A derivative of Norm, the regular from the 80’s sitcom “cheers”

Greg is definitely the Hot Norm of Copperhead Club.

by Bruce Vain December 7, 2023


Norm It Up

When norm is norm but like it isn’t NORMING norming so you have to manually norm it up.

Paulina, can we go norm it up?”

by michaeljacksonheheuwu June 12, 2022