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When a person is having sex with someone doggy style, you pull out, walk back 15 feet, run, jump and try to make it in. Accomplishment of this particular sex act definitely deserves a high 5 if not more
"Yo man, last night I was fucking my girl and gave her a Norwegian Sledgehammer!"
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A Norwegian reboot is what you have to do when your computer freezes up to a non-negationable point, i.e. turn the power of or simply ripping out the cord, fairly common on most PC's.
"Damn, my Windows (insert Windows version of choice here) froze again"
"Well, you might just have do the Norwegian reboot. Again."
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Particular style originated by actor Evan Ross (aka LaMike). Derived from his deep norwegian heritage from his father. Consists of delicately smooth skin, strong jaw line, wearing of smedium sized clothing, creative use of scarves and preserving overall sexiness.
James wore some smedium sized Seven jeans and arabian knights scarf, which exudes norwegian swagger.
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Similar to your standard Tequila Shot--licking the salt, shooting the Tequila, chasing w/a lime.
However, with a Norwegian Sailor, you sniff the salt, shoot the Tequila, then squeeze the lime in your eye. It is recommended the subject attempting a Norwegian Sailor be at least 6 drinks down.
Did you see that guy at the bar rock that Norwegian Sailor? That was fuckin' legit!!
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A female sucks your penis while it is wrapped around your testicles while proceeding to stick her finger in your ass
after I gave her a pink sock she turned around and gave me a norwegian shipwreck, what a bitch.
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2 men stand tip to tip, one circumcised and the other uncircumcised. Fold the foreskin over the other tip to form a seal. Gently rock back and forth until done.
Circumcised man: Hey buddy...you wanna try the Norwegian Seesaw?
Uncircumcised man: What’s that?
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First, catch a flight over to the Philippines as you will need five to ten midgets from Manilla. Take the midgets along with several other people, (blind transvestites usually works) out into International waters, near the island of Midway and catch a Great White Shark, using the chopped up midgets as bait. Then take the shark with your transvestites to Panama (this will be your base of operations.) Hire a team of marine biologists to care for the shark, they may rape it as they please, but it must remain alive. Then take the transvestites to Norway out in the forest, it can be snowing or not, your choice. Get some vodka prior to visiting the forest (Sweden is right next door.) then set fire to a large piece of the forest, gather up the dead animals and have a wild orgy with the nearest KKK members. Definition continues in example
While in the offseason of raspberry sherbet, i enjoy a good 'ol Norwegian Christmas.
Then kill the transvestites using whatever method you please and make a traditional viking burial for them and float them off the coast of Norway. Head to Westminster Abbey and dig up Mary Queen of Scotts. Take her and some slaves to Stonehenge in England (these slaves must have syphilis, HIV, and gonorrhea), in the middle of the circle, have an orgy, and play soggy Mary Queen of Scotts. Whoever loses is the slave you want alive. Afterwards, make a raft of the dead slaves and go back to Panama (with the slave who lost Mary Queen of Scotts) to your base of operations. Next, take the slave to the Great White tank and make the slave attempt to have sex with the shark. If they survive past 9 seconds in the tank then keep them alive. However if they die, go back and repeat the steps at Stonehenge with another important Scottish dignitary that has been dead for 100+ years, until you have a live slave. Take this slave back to England and have them dubbed a knight, as this slave is now the most powerful person in the world (excluding Chuck Norris). Feed the slave to the shark in Panama, the shark should now have an ominous glow to it. Dye the shark the colors of the Norwegian flag, (red, white and blue). Ride it back on the Atlantic to Norway and the first little boy you see, between the ages of 5 and 13, give him the shark and say Merry Christmas. You just made that little boy's life
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