Nostalgia Critic

A man who was once an internet God. Now, an internet punchline.

A: "Hey you want to hear a Joke"
B: "Sure"
A: "The Nostalgia Critic"
B: (Laughs)

17👍 4👎

Fart Critic

Someone who specializes in evaluating the fragrance and aroma of other people's farts.

James is a fart critic - he always smells other people's farts and then insists on offering his opinion about them.

7👍 1👎

Critical Ops

A Skill Based FPS Game Created By Critical Force, It Has 2 Modes. Defuse And Deathmatch.
"Skill Based" YeahRight. A Lot Of Hackers Play This Game

somerandomnoob: Hey lets play critical ops
somerandompro: fk you imma play csgo

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moist critical

When a man pisses inside a girls pussy

My girl is super freaky, she wanted a moist critical!!

15👍 3👎

critical acclaim

an awesome song by Avenged Sevenfold (a7x) that talks about how stupid americans can be.

Dude, critical acclaim is an awesome song.

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words of criticism

To give constructive criticism as a sign of affection and good-will. Also known as "The 6th love language".

Commonly used amongst people you are fond of.

"What is your love language?", "Words of criticism of course!"

Critical Massturbation

(n)The point at which one's ejaculation becomes explosive.

"Man, last night I jacked it for like six hours before I hit critical massturbation."