November 5th

November fifth is national kiss your friend drake day, but say no homo cuz we not with that gay shit

Drake: Ay dude ur getting a little close
Zach: shut up man it’s November 5th
Drake: Fuck
Zach: *kisses*
Drake: ur fucking ga-
Zach: no homo
Drake: fuck

November 5th

International hook up in spanish day.
It is a spanish tradition that is traveling all over the world.

Everybody is looking for an “amigo” to spend the night with. It is said that who don't end up with someone after talking in spanish will forget how to speak their native language.

Jake: Dude i’ve been practicing my spanish for November 5th.
Carol: Why?
Jake: Because i don't want to forget how to speak english again like last year. It’s hook up in spanish day! Didn’t you know that, “amiga”?
Carol: Si! Quieres pink taco?

November 5th, 2022

It is on this day that Maretha and Divvie have made a promise to each other,
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.

For it was on this very special midsummer day

that Maretha and Divvie would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.

To Divvie and Maretha Esterhuizen. Married since November 5th, 2022.