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When you do a bad or heinous crime, but get away with little to no loss. In reference to the OJ Simpson murder trial.
They caught me robbing the store, but then I pulled an OJ and got away with a $30 fine!
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An OJ popper, consisting of 3 parts Genesee Beer and 1 part Tropicana With Some Pulp Orange Juice, is a lovely drink to be enjoyed while skiing, after skiing, in between ski sessions, or while thinking about skiing. It goes down as easy as water, and it’ll getcha feelin’ pretty good.
“Man, we’re gettin’ gnarly today, bud. By the time the lifts stop spinnin’, we should celebrate with a ridiculous amount of OJ poppers.”
A sexual act that takes place, where a male with a black glove fingers an underaged girl during her period. When the bloody glove is used as evidence in court, the defendant pleads innocent and pretends the glove doesn't fit him.
Aw shit, so that girl WASN'T 18? I might have to pull the OJ Simpson on my court date.
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When you turn someone's glove inside out and wipe your ass with it and then secretly give it back to them. Works great with motorcyclists, golfers, bowlers, weightlifters, etc...
Man, that douchbag left his gym bag in my back seat and I gave him the Dirty OJ. Don't be giving him no high five.
A man who gets a aquitted by a jury that "doesn`t believe" in DNA.
Person 1: "Yo man DNA said OJ Simpson did it."
Person 2: "Pfft. What's DNA? Fucking racist, that's what."
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It is when you are drinking a glass of orange juice with a loved one and out of no where murder her and leave a glove at the scene of the crime
"Dude I totally gave my woman an OJ Simpson
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