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When someone brags about something that shouldn't be bragged about
Proffessor: Rarely anyone gets As in my class
Student: Odd flex but ok
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a guy who does/says weird shit and is just a bit off
guy 1: *says some weird shit*
guy 2: ‘u a fuckin odd bloke man’
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Fuck odd is when fuck off doesn't seem doable enough
"I can't deal with your shirt Martha."
"Fuck odd Diane "
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Odd Morten is the pseudonym for a bearded, burger eating slob. An "Odd Morten" is often seen driving a green peugeot, or a black Quasqai. He will eat you on sight. Dont come near him
Æg vil ha hæmbørgar i skjegget mitt, saman med odd morten
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A phenomonon seen in teenage boys. It is caused because, when nothing else is within reach, the teenage boy uses the nearest (usually) dirty sock to wipe his knob clean after sexually relieving himself whilst browsing Dad's porn collection. The soiled sock is then hidden under the bed where it slowly festers and rots. Over a period of a week or so, this can result in there being no matching socks available, thus ODD-SOCKS.
Dad: Hi son, I see you're wearing odd-socks again!
Son: Hwa...Mmmm...the other ones are crispy.
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A person who strays for the norm, also known as a woodchuck, squirrel, or river person.
Ricky Henderson, who today is the greatest, is odd as a duck.
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a game played among friends and enemies alike. Player one asks player two to choose between odds or evens. When player two chooses between the two, Player one continues to rip out leg hairs from player two's leg. Player one counts the number of leg hair obtained. If Player two called odds and the number of hairs was odd, the game moves on to player one choosing odd or even. If player two was wrong, he will choose once again between odd or even and then the game will continue until player two has won the round, or until one person runs out of leg hair. In this instance arm hair may become a substitute for leg hair.
Did you see Mike's leg? There is a big clump of hair missing from when we played "odds or evens" last night... I totally beat that towel.
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