Jacking off to the mere notion of the mighty ogre lord, Shrek, appearing before you.
Dude after watching Shrek 2 I can't stop stop shreking off.
The feminine version of jacking off
Gabriella was in her room jilling off.
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Verb
To defecate
See also dog's eggs
I had a 40lb steak last night and the size of the dump i curled off this morning! Blamed it on a small apanese girl when questioned.
to have someone put up their middle finger at you.
Dan: Damn girl, your fucking hot
*girl shows him her middle finger*
Dan: Oi! She flipped off at me
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Munt off is to wank off or to wank on someone else
I can’t stop munting off to porn
I like to munt off on my girlfriend’s big tits
To be laid off at a specified, future date.
Employee X goes to work at Z on 1/31/2014. Upon arriving at work, X finds out he/she will be laid off on 6/15/2014. X will continue to work at Z until 6/15/2014, at which point X will be laid off.
Y: "Hey, X! How was work at Z today?"
X: "Not great, Y. I got delayed off today."
The battle between two broskis to determine who is the rizziest.
Broski 1: Dude you have no rizz
Broski 2: I have more than you, pal
Broski 1: Wait, does this mean what I think it means?
Broski 2: Are we about to have a rizz off?
Broski 1 & 2: Rizz awayyyyyyy