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when a person is constantly riding your dick with no registered license
She stay riding my dick like hop off my dick it’s becoming annoying
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If you nut 10 times during december, you have to cut it off!
Example:
''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''
the act of strenuous male masturbation
Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."
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Cut a pedos dick off if they mess with your loved one
(Also the world needs to change this world is basically infested by pedos)
Person 1 : Sis i just got harrased by a man :(
Person 2 : Its ok Ill cut his dick off its National cut a pedos dick off day!
a sausage on a plate in the fridge that is off and slimey, no one wants to eat it because it looks like a severed sloppy dick.
did you just eat a chopped off dick
Meaning cool your jets, calm down. Used for someone that's especially angry.
Calm down, don't bite your dick off bro.