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counter-offer

Most common at many small/thrift/second-hand stores where the checkout-clerk is also the store's owner, this term refers to the act of asking the cashier for a discounted price on a piece of merchandise; i.e., an amount that's somewhat lower than what the store is asking for the item.

During a visit to the local factory-outlet clothing store, I found a shirt that I really liked, but I noticed that it had a couple buttons missing, so I made a counter-offer when I reached the checkout, and got the garment for two dollars off.

by QuacksO September 2, 2018


Students Offering Support

A group of exceptionally good looking university students who lend their exemplary smarts to teaching an entire course in a short session to those who need or want help, donating all proceeds to sustainable development in South America. These examples of physical perfection give hours of their time slaving on powerpoint to instill a semester's learning into a single session, there only reward being the incredibly low scores they receive for all their hard work.

Jim: Have you studied for the econ final tomorrow?
Jack: Nope, but I went to the SOS session, those stunningly attractive tutors taught me all I needed to know
Jim: Students Offering Support? That's far too legit to quit, how did you reward them for their time donated?
Jack: I gave the tutors the lowest possible score and wrote jibberish in the comments section
Jim: Wow, you're a dick!
Jack: Yup!

by PissedOffTutor February 22, 2012


cookie offer

An offer or invitation made to someone out of respect or politeness, with the expectation that person will decline said offer or invitation.

For example: I invited my coworkers to my party Saturday night just to be nice thinking they would say no, but they said yes and now I have to see my coworkers this weekend. Fml

i gave her a cookie offer to come to a party with me but she actually said yes, so now i have to go with her.

by 8I December 17, 2022


The Otz Law of Map Offerings

A law created by the streamer Otzdarva,

In the multiplayer, non-symetrical, survivle horror game Dead by Daylight, when a player chooses to use a Map Offering, a speciel item the lets them choose the map in which the match will take place, they will disconnect after thirty to ninty seconds due them being babies, and play the game purely to abuse the other team and cry when they fail to do so.

"Kate sent us to Badham, if The Otz Law of Map Offerings is correct, she should DC any second now!"

by Clonfish June 24, 2024


no reasonable offer refused

Translation: Seller wants "all outdoors" for the advertised merchandise.

Humorous quote from a used-cars dealer's ad: "No reasonable offer refused! (But the dealer defines the term 'reasonable'.)"

by QuacksO December 17, 2019


offer a hand

To give someone pleasure, and get something you want in return.

I will offer a hand if you buy me diamonds?.

by JailBait33 March 27, 2018


piece offering

Another term for makeup sex, where "piece" is for "piece of ass".

You still fighting with your girlfriend?

Nah, she dressed up sexy and made a piece offering last night.

Nice!

by maximthemagnificent February 22, 2014