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A gift typically given by a guy to his girlfriend/wife when he forgets it's her birthday or Valentine's Day/Anniversary/etc.
*Cell call* Happy " ", sweetie!
*"Oh, shit!" Grabs nearest thing on shelf*
An Oh-Shit Gift
Oh Shit Moments are moments where you realize the magnitude of the situation you are in.
There are various Oh Shit Moments in history, like in The French Revolution.
1. *In war, surrounded by enemies*
“And this my dear comrades, is an Oh Shit Moment.”
2. Wearing pants that are slightly see though on accident.
The "Oh Shit Maneuver" is a popular driving maneuver that is performed while the driver's vehicle is on a collision course with a large, outside force. The maneuver is properly executed by quickly observing the current situation, followed by loudly exclaiming "OH SHIT", and then rapidly rotating the steering wheel in an attempt to avoid disaster.
To perform the "Oh Shit Maneuver":
Step 1. Observe that ten deer have just frolicked out of the woods and onto the road.
Step 2. Exclaim "OH SHIT"
Step 3. frantically turn the wheel and/or stomp on the brakes to avoid accidents.
The act of running from the police to avoid arrest
During my search, I found a baggie of Meth in his pocket and he did the oh shit shuffle southbound on main St
the handle above you head in a car or truck whenever an oh shit moment is about to happ
oh shit we're fixin to roll over earl grab the "oh shit" handle
the handle that is attached to the interior of most cars above the window of the passenger seat. when riding with a dumbass driver, or haulin' ass through or around rush hour traffic, the oh shit handle becomes very convenient for whoever's riding shotgun.
oh shit handles should be used with a little caution, as one's hands could become one with the oh shit handle, and as unfortunate and unlikely as it seems you must first have your dick welded to a rock to have it removed.
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an alternative way of saying OMG except its COOLER AND DIFFERENTER. generally an exclamation of surprise or anger. shortened as OSB
Guy: "YOU FUCKED MY MOM?! OH SHIT BOB!!!"
or
Girl1: "He just asked me out! Ahhhh OSB!!"
Girl2: "OSB!!"
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