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Old Man Sexy

A male who is at least 20 years older than you who is still considered sexy despite his age.

My history teacher is old man sexy!

by SSCpimp November 4, 2008

52đź‘Ť 25đź‘Ž


old man's eyebrows

When someone is giving you head, you pull out right before you cum and you go all over their eyebrows. This makes their eyebrows white like an old man.

Smo loves having the Old Man's Eyebrows so much that constantly sucks guys off so he will always have them.

by Hiawatha November 11, 2006

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Old man strength

A unseen unforetold strength they usually comes to you around the age of 40. Where your ancestors strengths come through you. Also from a hard life with physically demanding jobs and experience because of age. Usually leaves the body around 65 to 70 years of age depending on health.

With his old man strength no matter how hard we tried. He beat all of us in wrestling.

by Old man strength September 5, 2018

13đź‘Ť 4đź‘Ž


Poor Old Man

Burgdorf's favorite phrase.

Our poor old FailĂĽre's been greatly annoyed by the lunacy of the legendary Burgy. Everyone's been greatly amused, except the... Poor Old Man.
(short applause, laughing, and boozing)

by The Real Driller August 30, 2022


old man scrote

Short for old man scrotum, and one of the few vulgarities currently not blocked by Kahoot.

Person 1: Did you see the wack shit Ethan did in Italian?
Person 2: No! What happened?
Person 1: He put old man scrote as his Kahoot name!

by pinjer October 2, 2018


old man dick

The theorem that someone has watched so much porn in their early teens that once they have matured, masturbation and simple pornography does not arouse them.

“Bro Moyers you asked that girl for nudes?”
“Sorry man, x-vids just ain’t cutting it”
“Man you weren’t lying, you do gotta old man dick”

by GGuthrie February 17, 2018


Old man piss

All over the seat

Guy in the toilet before me went for an old man piss, dirty fucker didn’t even wipe the seat

by Slazenginho November 28, 2021