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A male who is at least 20 years older than you who is still considered sexy despite his age.
My history teacher is old man sexy!
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When someone is giving you head, you pull out right before you cum and you go all over their eyebrows. This makes their eyebrows white like an old man.
Smo loves having the Old Man's Eyebrows so much that constantly sucks guys off so he will always have them.
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A unseen unforetold strength they usually comes to you around the age of 40. Where your ancestors strengths come through you. Also from a hard life with physically demanding jobs and experience because of age. Usually leaves the body around 65 to 70 years of age depending on health.
With his old man strength no matter how hard we tried. He beat all of us in wrestling.
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Short for old man scrotum, and one of the few vulgarities currently not blocked by Kahoot.
Person 1: Did you see the wack shit Ethan did in Italian?
Person 2: No! What happened?
Person 1: He put old man scrote as his Kahoot name!
Our poor old Failüre's been greatly annoyed by the lunacy of the legendary Burgy. Everyone's been greatly amused, except the... Poor Old Man.
(short applause, laughing, and boozing)
You know how old people get those veins popping out their skins and it is pretty gross (they look like ropes), those are old man veins
person1:My Grandpa has blue ropes on the back of his hands
person2:You mean old man veins
Legend has it that Old Man Krumpletoots was a Scottish fishmonger and Dandy who was violently crucified by the local townsfolk for cropdusting the farmer's market with heinous haggis bombs. He did not die, however, and became immortal when he prayed to Santa to save him. Now Krumpletoots leaves dead fish under the pillows of good children, and wet farts on the pillows of bad children on Mitmas Night. The greatest gift a child can be given is to be kissed on the bum by the sweet crack of his Mitmas Miracle Whip.
Old Man Krumpletoots left me a dead herring! - child on Mitmas morning