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When your eating a woman's snatch out vigorously and begin to spew vomitis violently onto her muff daggler. Then continue to eat said muff with pleasure splooging in ones pants.
Also see Amish Omelette with cheese
He was very drunk and was craving an Amish Omelette
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Closely related to the Epyptian Eggbeater, but the contents of the females/males mouth is spat into a nice sizzling hot frying pan. Don't forget to fold it in half and plate it up nicely with a bit of lemon.
"Hey Jeff, Peter and I have made an you and Egyptian Omelette!"
"Thanks Kane, you're the best"
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When a male ejaculates onto a frying pan and proceeds to scramble it like eggs
I made a cum omelette yesterday
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A cross between a bubble butt and a flat butt, shaped like a half moon.
I saw this girl in a bar and told her she had the greatest omelette ass I have ever seen...she took me home!
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An aborted fetus fried in melted goat milk butter on med-high for 8-10 minutes or until crispy. Served best with a side of hash browns and baby seal chips. Delicacy among Urban cannibalistic doctors, or black canadians.
Dr. Brown sure can cook an ovary omelette!
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When your bowels are really upset and your shit is all bubbly & floats covering the water in the toilet.
Man! All that Asian food really hit hard. I dropped one of the biggest floating omelettes I've ever seen.
An uncomfortable situation. One that’s a little slippery, like too much milk in an omelette.
The business meeting at the strip club was a real milky omelette.