"Oh my god"
(or OMFG meaning "Oh my fucking god")
Person A: Guess what?
Person B: What?
Person A: I went to the Green Day concert!
Person B: OMG, that is so awesome!!
It Is Commonly Mistaken For The Term, "Oh My God" But Trully It Means, "Oh My Gerard" As In Gerard Way. Because He Rocks. And Is Awesomely Awesome.
Could Also Be Written As OMGW.
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Me: OMG (Oh My Gerard) I Saw MCR Live In Auckland!
Other Person: WTF?!? hooz MCR???nnd hooz liek, geRawrd?? Aww, I brokd a naiel!!!!!
Me: *Hits Other Person On Head With Shovel* Bitch
More goddamned instant messenger lingo used by bubbly/retarded pre-teen and teenage girls (and flamers) who cannot type. This is also sometimes spoken verbally by those that don't have full command of the english language.
A blonde talking to girl on instant messanger-
"OMG! You, like, kissed, like, a boy? Like, that is, like, so, like, gay."
1. Used by people who cannot type full sentances with proper grammar.
2. Oh my god.
3. O mah gawd.
4. When used by people with grammar skills, it is often in mocking.
Defintion 4: Omg. AHAHAH. Anyway...
Definition 1: OmG dId U c WaT hApEnEd LaSt WeDnSdAy!!!!!11111
1) abbreviated form of "Oh My God", said when people pray.
2) abbreviation of the name of an anime/manga Oh! My Goddess, sometimes also known as Ah! My Goddess
3) abbreviation of "Oh my god", said by over-excited, shocked, horrified people.
1) OMG, I pray that my goldfish does not die.
2) Hey could I please borrow your OMG manga?
3) OMG!!! I just saw a flying pig!!!