bard simp

A version of a simp in which the simper writes or says something the simpee which the simp knows will never be said by anyone the simpee would actually be interested in, not in an effort to woo said simpee; just to know that for that reason alone, the simpee will always remember the simp in some way; even though the simp understands that it's not for love of the simp, but only resentment of the fact no one the simpee truly loves would ever say what the simp did

Bard simp: sometimes I like to guve the most over the top compliments to girls who I know don't like me just to ruin their life because the men they do want to love would never say anything like that
Becky: lol bard simp thinks he's the first bard simp
Bard simp: ah rats, fooled by my own ego once again

Venti The Bard

Venti the bard aka Venti. Known as town deaf bard by Paimon. Venti the bard is Vent1swaifu’s boyfriend and no one else is.

Hey! Did you know Venti aka Venti the bard is vent1swaifu’s boyfriend!!!

VENTI THE BARD

My sweet love we will get married someday I am ur beloved baby girl yas my boy marry me rn pls I love you

Venti the bard is HOT

Bardness

A mood a person enters where they feel a violent urge to express the philosophical ideas of Alexander Bard.

Sorry if I'm about to talk too much, I'm entering Bardness...

Bard

Bard is when someone is trying to say that they’re telling the truth similar to the phrase “on god”

Me:”I met a really popular celebrity last week”
Friend:”no you didn’t stop lying”
Me:”bard I did”

Bard

DMV slang for when you are saying on god

bardd you never spoke to her before? (On god)

Bard

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