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To stealthily observe a group of friends from afar so as to impeccably time ones arrival as to avoid having to purchase a drink for anyone else.
You Oscar us every time? You always arrive when everyone has a full drink!
13đź‘Ť 6đź‘Ž
The most beautiful person I probably ever met inside and out. He’s tall as heck .The most cutest smile ever. Has brown curly/wavy hair and light brown eyes, that are very big, with straight long eyelashes . He’s a beaner who spells English incorrectly sometimes, for example spells those as “does”. He’s kinda slow but is good with words and expressing his feelings. He is the most lovable person you’ll meet. He’s a very caring person even tho he doesn’t want to show it sometimes to certain people. He’s also kind of deaf always saying “huh” or “Mande”, which tends to get his girlfriend mad. He never wins and argument with her....Ever. He isn’t illegal ;). Owns a chihuahua that’s looks like a rat. Has a very big imagination. Bases life off movies. He’s working on his singing. He has cute toes that look like aliens. He’s a very insecure person when he shouldn’t be, is he flawless no but flaws are what make his so amazing and beautiful. He has a goofy laugh that’s sounds like someone has something stuck in their throat. When he wakes up in the morning his hair makes him look like a chicken and when he get scared he screams like a girl. So if u have an oscar remember to never let that oscar go. Marry his asssssss.
Oscar shut up.
Oscar I love you.
Oscar imma beat ur ass.
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A man typically with an oversized forehead. This man will usually play Minecraft with the squad in the afternoon after school and won't let you even touch his MSI $3000 gaming laptop.
Some dude: Fuck off Oscar go play Minecraft you faggot
Oscar: REEEEEEEE
16đź‘Ť 8đź‘Ž
A act of spontanious sex, usually in unsanitary conditions, the back of a building, 'sloppy seconds', a cheap whore. this was named after Oscar the Grouch.
Man 1: i could really go for some right now...
Man 2: why dont you pick up suzie, shes a bit oscar, but shes alright
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Oscar is not good. He is the whitest of the whites. He is at most a very mediocre person. He is not a mad lad and in fact people call him a sad lad
"Look at Oscar, he is such a sad lad" - You
oscar is usually a tall boy with brown hair and he likes sports he is a bit of a player and has dreamy eyes if he has a crush on you your in luck shoot your shot because he is most likely going to say yes.... he usually just wants a girlfriend and wants her to kiss him all day long but wont say so.
i have such a big crush on oscar
omg go tell him he will probably say yes
okay!
a crazy awesome dude, with a kick-ass face. very handsome with a sexy smile. also has a bit of a mustache.
wow, that guy is a total oscar.
i wish i was more like a oscar
you are totally an oscar