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italian roid head, or any juice head
your in a public place with your friends a jacked guy is walkin around you go "look at muscles marinara over there"
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Muscles that are gained through working out in a gym and may make a man look strong, but in reality they are gained just for show, like on a beach (hence the name), and therefore are not indicative of toughness or fortitude.
Mike "The Situation" has beach muscles. He looks strong but if he ever got in a fight with someone who was actually tough he would get his ass beat because he only has Beach Muscles.
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The male organ of copulation and, in mammals, of urinary excretion. The term is commonly used by gym rats/meat heads to surreptitiously discuss their genitalia with others who are so inclined.
A:"Hey man who is that?"
B:"That's my girlfriend. Yea pretty hot eh? As a matter of fact, I just got finished working the Bro Muscle."
A:"Bro Muscle?"
B:"It's a slow-twitch muscle that develops best with endurance exercises."
A: What?
B: "It's located in the lower region of the body and through proper technique renders desirable results."
B: "I just maxed out at 2 reps, which is a personal record! Boo Ya!"
A: Oooo ok. I, I think I know where you're going with this... Does working the Bro Muscle require a spotter? Perhaps a large muscular man like myself? ;)
B: I need an adult!!!!!
A crucial part in a female athlete's physiological makeup in which without, leads to the individual's feeling unsure about herself. In some cases, this feeling can become so extreme that the athlete begins to concoct wild excuses to avoid having to compete for fear of failure.
Bulls fans are hoping Derrick Rose can regain the lost muscle mammary she lost tearing her labia.
The bark muscle is the muscle which causes a dogs butthole to contract when he barks.
His bark muscle was popping like corn due to the presence of an intruder.
The gym. The place where muscles are manufactured.
I'm gonna go hit the muscle factory and get my swell on.
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The muscle in a woman's tummy that contracts during an O.
My law partner has a remarkable O Muscle.
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