Shoe

An item that when used correctly, especially by angry, foreign reporters as a display of cultural and personal disdain apparently expresses a negative message which is more directly and coherently received than other messages such as protests, letters, losing elections, global disrepute, criminal proceeding, obviously failed policies including but not limited to the economy by a certain unpopular president who otherwise is apparently immune to consequences of ignorance, hubris, incompetence, being schismatic and misusing authority.

"Bush is getting a little big for his own shoes again it seems, better inform the Iraqi media."

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shoes

a shoes is typically a female who fits the stereotypical valley-sorority-girly-girl... who loves fashion, boys, jewlery, and of course, shoes. Shoes' are pretty ditzy, but they are outgoing, honest and fun. Their conversations are typically about trips to the mall, and the boys and shoes they find there. Shoes' are princess' and should be treated as such... so go find you're favorite shoes and buy her a milkshake, I promise she will love you forever.

**at a resturant sipping on tea**

Melinda- "I ordered sweet ICED tea... not sweet luke-warm tea!"
Max- "You're such a freaking shoes!"

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^~shoe~^

Humorous way to show disrespect--"throwing a shoe" at someone through texting

Used in texting usually...in reference to the Iraqi journalist throwing his shoes at President Bush in Dec. 2008.

In response to a "UR Sofa King We Todd Did" text, send back the thrown shoe -- ^~shoe~^

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Shoe

when someone just looks like a shoe or is a shoe

You fucking shoe
Or
This nigga right here looks like a fucking shoe

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Shoe

1) A jizz collector
2) The female box
3) Pussy, not the cat

I tickled my girl's shoe with my feet, and now they smell terrible.

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Shoes

Non descript code word for pills ie oxy, viciden, percacete, pretty much any prescription drug.

Hey man are you going to the shoe store?

Ya I'm headed that way.

get me two pair, I need two pair.

Hey man you got and shoes?

What's wrong with tyler? I think he's on shoes again.

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shoes

What you don't need.

Father: "Put your shoes on, we'll be walking on nails."
Child: "Do you want to torture me?"

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