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The name given to a certain entity (i.e. myself) who owns large amounts of property.
My own collection of property icludes The Baron, The Dead Sea and The Roman Playboys.
Optimus Gaylord is ME and owns stuff, bitches.
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Another slang term used for "Masterbation" (choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, etc.) used in the RiffTrax commentary for the film TRANSFORMERS. The term is a referrence to the character Optimus Prime from the film, as well as the T.V. series.
Poor guy, his mom caught him priming the optimus.
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Optimus Saggs can refer to any girl with enormously droopy tits. So droopy after, you remove your 15 push-up bras it will sag and drag along the floor. It is said that it is simply excess skin with a little nipple on the end.
Guy: Hey Optimus Saggs
Girl: IM NOT SAGGY
Guy: Prove it then
Girl: NO
Guy: well i guess you're saggy then, cya optimus saggs.
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When one uses Aluminum or tin foil as a condom
Baby let me transform into Optimus Prime before we have sex
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A very highly advanced sexual manuever. Starting in laying down doggy style, man on top, you slowly as a team move to crouching doggy style. Once that has been completed in one swift motion she swings her leg around, while insertion is still taking place, into a crabwalk position. This is not for the weak of heart or decepticons.
Hannah: What happend last night?
Brent: You kept asking me to fuck you optimus prime style.
Hannah: Oh. That's why Willie kept saying "autobots roll out!" while I was leaving this morning.
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1) An exclamation when a semi-truck refuses to let you merge onto the highway or some other sort of road douchebaggery.
Did you see that truck totally hog up the merge lane?!! Fuckin' Optimus Prime!
A Dime bag that is bigger and better then a regular dime bag.
Dude: Freddy gave me this Optimus Dime, check it out!
Other Dude: What's an optim-ohhh shit man thats dope
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