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glassy eyed "good for nothings" who are addicted to oxycontin/oxycodone. they spend their days in dive bars, drinking cheap beer and socializing with other oxymorons, talking mostly about how they can get more pills.
oh yeah, Jack's son is an oxymoron, just like his father, he even took a couple in front of everyone at the bar yesterday!
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An extremely stupid bovine.
Used to amplify the effect of calling one a cow, or a moron.
You retarded oxymoron!
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2 words that contradict each other like its so wonderfuly painful
the greatest oxymoron my teacher tought us was quiet women
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Words which loose their meaning through self or mutual negation. Usually in a comical or amusing way. The most unique of the Oxymoron 'words' are the single or paired word oxymorons which attempt to describe a larger subject without actually negating each other but in fact are a 'double negation' of sorts. For these you need only know the actual definition(s) of the root word(s) (as provided by socially legitimized sources of knowledge - I.E., Webster's or Funk and Wagonal's) in its intended use in juxtposition to its actual use in situ.
"Hey! Check out this Urban Dictionary!" (Such oxymoron phrases may be reduced and used in their most basic form, I.E. Urban Dictionary)
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Mark Smedley's Attitude To Life
1) You're a non-conformist who hates anything out of the ordinary, you're so oxymoronic.
2) You're a woman, you're so oxymoronic.
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Someone who regularly contradicts themself, and looks like an idiot (or, dare I say, a MORON) each time they do so.
"She said she that's not true..."
"What an OXYMORON! Just then she was saying it IS!"
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