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Two words that seemingly contradict each other when used together.
(20:38:05) amy: hey, i really am a good girl
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A complete & total moron who, because of being an imbecile, refuses to oxycute (oxyclean) & so has acute acne on entire face & neck & enjoys popping it in public.
Oh shit, dude! Look at that fuckin' redneck craterface with the pus running down his chin, damn he's an oxymoron.
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2 words that contradict each other.
Examples of oxymorons:
Jumbo shrimp
Black people
Alone together
Living dead
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two things or people that are so alike and yet different
Man, Vinh and Jami are so much alike and yet they're so different, that's oxymoronic.
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A person who does so much oxy that they're useless
He was nodding off so much during the interview that they canceled. What an oxymoron!
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A person who has suffered hypoxic brain damage from a botched autoerotic asphyxiation session.
After dangling unconscious from his wank noose for 15 minutes, John was successfully resuscitated, but alas it was too late; severe deficits in his intellectual faculties had rendered him an oxymoron.
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A series of words that contradict each other.
paradoxjuxtapositioncontradiction
Oxymoron example:
Donald Trump for President
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