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The least singer of Black Sabbath, quite possibly the third greatest band in the Universe ever, though he often takes the spotlight while the other three never get noticed. Which is a shame, because they rock. He also wears Addidas trousers, though I guess judging people for wearing a certain brand is just as band as judging people for NOT wearing a certain band, so I won't comment on that.
Ozzy is a damn fine singer, but Iommi is the brains of the band.
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Ozzy (also known Osmosis Jones) is a white blood cell. Ozzy hangs out with Drix, a cold pill. Together, Ozzy and Drix fight viruses inside of Frank's body in the movie, Osmosis Jones. In the show, Ozzy and Drix, Ozzy and Drix and Scarlett Fever got sucked inside of a mosquito. Then Ozzy and Drix and Scarlett Fever went to Hector when Hector got sucked by the mosquito and Hector killed the mosquito. Then Ozzy and Drix and Scarlett Fever entered Hector's body. Ozzy and Drix defeated Scarlett Fever. Then Ozzy and Drix have adventures killing viruses and bacteria and other stuff.
Drix: Freeze, Scarlett Fever!
Osmosis Jones: You have nowhere to go!
Scarlett Fever: *runs.
Mosquito: *sticks straw in Frank.
*sucks blood, sucking Ozzy, Drix, and Scarlett Fever into the mosquito.
*Ozzy and Drix theme plays.
Thought by many to be a myth, the Ozzy Rudolph is in actuallity the most ridiculous creature on the entire planet earth. Having a conversation with the rare and elusive Ozzy will leave you feeling flabbergasted and in need of serious therapy.
Ozzys main diet consists of Slim Jims, coffee, chips, and ice cream. His recreational hobbies include but are not limited to, smoking copious amounts of marijuana, satanic rituals, and turning a drum stick into an imaginary sword and playing a video game with it within his own head, which is called "Shoving". Catching a glimpse of an Ozzy in the act of this imaginary game called "Shoving" is said to be one of the rarest sights on earth.
If confronted by a wild Ozzy, do not show fear, as he can smell it. Your safest bet is to curl up into a ball and beg for forgiveness. This also has a very low sucess rate, but hey, what're you gonna do, it's Ozzy.
Also, he is a celebrity, so dont delete this.
In this scene Ozzy Rudolph will be interrogating a watermelon. Yes, this actually happened, I'm not even kidding you.
Ozzy: GIVE US THE ANSWERS MR.WATERMELON, AND MAKE ME A HOT DOG!
Watermelon:
Ozzy: MAKE ME A FREAKING HOT DOG! *Squeezes watermelon, starts shaking it, tries to bite into it, and them slams it back onto counter.*
Watermelon:
Ozzy: TELL US WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW MR.WATERMELON! *Takes jar of pickles out of fridge* SEE WHAT WE DID TO YOUR FRIENDS!??! YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME A HOT DOG NOW AREN'T YOU!?
Watermelon: *Makes him a frozen burrito*
Known as The Ozzman, or the Blizzard, Ozzy Osbourne as one of the creators of Heavy Metal. In the late 60s him and 3 other guys set out to make a band known as Black Sabbath(also known as the first ever Heavy metal band). Ozzy led them out of England and into much bigger places. In the mid 70s the band kicked out The Ozzman, and he had to go on his own. In 1980 he came out with his first CD, "The Blizzard of Ozz". Ever since then he has hit some high and low spots. At the moment he has a show on MTV. Ozzy Osbourne's songs > most songs.
"Ozzy Osbourne, the Godfather of Heavy Metal."
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often miunderstood, misquoted and very often used as a scapegoat for bad parenting. This guy is a hard working family man who loves the ones closest to him, being either his family friends, or fans. Extremly grateful to all that have supported him through the years. FORGET THE FUCKIN BAT!!!!
He thanks and blesses his fans. LOVES his family. Defends himself regularly.
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The godfather of rock,n,roll master of death metal above God on all levels undescribably unbeatable at rock,n,roll
guy 1: yo dude why is there 70 trillion people here
guy 2: why do think ozzy osbourne's albums are on sale
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The Prince of Fucking Darkness
I'm Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of F@#king Darkness!
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