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Philosophical Slur

1) A philosophical statement that is garbled or doesn't make very much sense.

2) A drunken philosophy.

"Make like a tree and get the fuck out." - The Boondock Saints

Drunken Roomate " Used couches are the cause of divorce."

Sober Roomate " That was a wise Philosophical Slur."

by Fuhrer Aurifexion July 6, 2009

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stoned Philosopher

The full background and reason for the very existence and funcuality of the most innate objects—usually sounds stupid except to the philosopher

Dave: “Was I a stoned philosopher last night?”

Otto: “Yea bro! You were talking about how their should squirrel whistles on cars and how they might cut down on motor vehicle fatalities. And then you started laughing and started chanting:
‘So-Crates, So-Crates, So-Crates”

by LuckDog November 30, 2017


Philosophical menopause

Aligning your wants with your needs.

John really needs to attain philosophical menopause. He is wasting his time in his corporate job instead of being a pilot

by ShittyRickashawala January 14, 2020


Philosophical Dick

When you give dick so well or so bad that your partner contemplates the meaning of life, their place in the universe, and or what they did to deserve it.

His philosophical dick was so good all I could do was sit and contemplate the universe.

by Shenzibiothane111 November 5, 2021


philosophical discussion

A blowjob

We had a philosophical discussion last night.

You blew him?!

by sheeyat July 14, 2014

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homeless philosopher

a burnout, a failure, a kid with no future besides prison, someone with a million ideas that require someone else to fund them, and still lives at his parents at 30

my friends dad direct quote, "A i think bryan is on drugs or retarded or something don't hang out with that guy anymore he is gunna grow up to be a homeless philosopher"

by shresdthesupergnargnar April 13, 2015

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Facebook Philosopher

A person who comes up with quotes by themselves in their everyday life that they believe are worth posting to Facebook, when some of them are even good enough to be actual modern philosophies. Such as "People don't Care about your life unless it relates to their own".

Dude, Jacob is such a Facebook Philosopher!

by Sharksfan831 March 6, 2012

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