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any sexual favor that you don't want to tell your friends about.
Jennifer was smuggling poptarts last week.
Where you brake a poptart in half, where the Jelly stuff that's inside the poptart shows, and you rub it in the Vaginal area CreditCard style(up and down the area quickly), and you get all the jelly-like stuff inside the vagina flap area, then you use the Jelly-like stuff that's inside the poptart as Lube, and when you're finished, you eat the Cum-Jelly mixture out.
OH MY GOD! poptart suprise!..
mmmm..
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The title of Peter Griffin and Glenn Quagmires first song.......seriously look it up tho
Have you ever put butter on a poptart?, it's so freaking good!
To be frosty and cold hearted on the outside, yet soft and gooey under the beard that hides your sprinkles so well.
Man look at that biker giving that kid in a wheelchair some candy, he's such a bearded poptart!
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A buttery Poptart is when a girl takes a shit, does not wipe, and then gets fucked in the asshole with a lubricated dick, so when the man pulls out, his dick looks like a chocolate poptart with butter on it.
My friend kellen made a buttery Poptart with his girlfriend while Adam watched.
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Someone with a nice butt. So good its (as said in Pop-tart commercials) "Crazy Good"
Guy: Man Jennifer has a nice butt
Bob: Yea she's such a Poptart-Ass
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