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paladins

Pretty much a free version of overwatch but with twice the titties

hey bro, wanna play paladins?
no, overwatch is better.

by bigbobman March 11, 2022


Gianne Marie Guevara Paladin

A basic white religous bitch who is greed hungry to get her hands on old white men money

Gianne Marie Guevara Paladin is such a gold digger

I KNOW RIGHT

by Junior ojel May 31, 2022


Paladins weeaboo

A person who is of the belief that the Paladins is so much better than their own culture that they have to intersperse Paladins into their speech, think Androxis is some higher art form, and that Paladins in general is some perfect holy game

If your friend/family says"Androxis is life" this would be sign of a Paladins Weeaboo.

Paladins Weeaboos (We-Ah-Booh) have a deep interest in the Game Paladins and will never stop talking about it.

by FartBubble22423 November 27, 2017


Alex the Paladin

Alex has an extensive history of being known to pillage poor-people homes, kicking orphans, and eating bricks from houses. He wields an enormous hammer that weighs more than him, yet he still tries to carry it and succeeds. He can usually be found around in pixie forests like a grazing alpaca. There is a ransom on his head but he’s to majestic and evasive to catch...

Hey, I think Alex the Paladin is about to pillage that village down yonder...

by DontFuckUp November 24, 2019


Paladins Player

Average 30 year old man overweight man with a serious case of acne who lives in his mother's closet with his pet cat, Puggles.

Person 1: Hey baby let's say we go to my room and get snazzy.
Person 2: Ooh! Wait... why tf is it so small? And why does it smell like social anxiety?
Person 1: Yea I'm a Paladins Player what do you expect

by October 8, 2021