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Paladins

Paladins is a game played by some people (like me)
Paladins is like the rip-off version of overwatch just way harder
You can play it free on the PS4 and pc (idk where you can play it. So fuck it)

Person 1:Hey bro wanna play Paladins
Person 2: Sure
Fortnite main: What's Paladins?!?
Some stupid guy: Can you play it on the game boy?
Everyone except the stupid guy: let's just leave *they all left as you can tell*

by Cheers Love the stupid is here November 22, 2018


paladins

Pretty much a free version of overwatch but with twice the titties

hey bro, wanna play paladins?
no, overwatch is better.

by bigbobman March 11, 2022


National Retribution Paladin Day

March 13th is national retribution paladin day. Send your friends that play ret 5k gold as appreciation for their dedication to the light and bringing you the aura buff.

Bro it's national retribution paladin day, better send Derek some gold or he'll gquit!

by ratadin March 13, 2024


Alex the Paladin

Alex has an extensive history of being known to pillage poor-people homes, kicking orphans, and eating bricks from houses. He wields an enormous hammer that weighs more than him, yet he still tries to carry it and succeeds. He can usually be found around in pixie forests like a grazing alpaca. There is a ransom on his head but he’s to majestic and evasive to catch...

Hey, I think Alex the Paladin is about to pillage that village down yonder...

by DontFuckUp November 24, 2019


Paladins Player

Average 30 year old man overweight man with a serious case of acne who lives in his mother's closet with his pet cat, Puggles.

Person 1: Hey baby let's say we go to my room and get snazzy.
Person 2: Ooh! Wait... why tf is it so small? And why does it smell like social anxiety?
Person 1: Yea I'm a Paladins Player what do you expect

by October 8, 2021