Zach paling

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh coach my knees hurt. im gonna have to sit out this week and get a bag of ice for every practice.

Trainer Brady: okay zach take a seat im going to go get ice and tape for you

zach paling: i dont need it i just dont wanna practice.

Trainer Brady: take it or ill castrate you xD

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Pale King

A white guy who's as hung as white can be and knows who will still never have BDE but tries to fake it anyway.

Casey may be a Pale King but at least he tries.

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pale fuck

Someone with skin white like the dried jizz on your sheets.

DAMN katie ickes is a pale fuck. her skin is so white and chalky.

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pale skin

kayla pierce

Your mom has really pale skin.

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sand pale

The area around the ass hole where toilet paper residue can add up.

The phrase was coined by Dawn and Drew on their podcast The Dawn and Drew Show.

Man: Hey Honey you do you need me to clean out your sand pale?

Lady: Yes Please.

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Pale Is The New Tan

The movement of being happy and proud of your natural skin color while using precautions against the sun and without using tanning or bleaching agents.

Shannon: I love Valentino's new orange tan, I want it too!

Sam: No way, Pale Is The New Tan!

Shannon: uhhhhhh....

Sam: PITNT (Pale Is The New Tan)

Shannon: uhhhhhh....no

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Pale Horse

Term that originated in Chicago for cocaine

Also a double entendre for Death's horse in the apocalypse.

1. Just copped 2 grids of that pale horse and we bout to geek!

2. You still got some of that pale left?

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