ashe palmer

items found trapped in filters and rims of urinals and toilets rims, pubes jizz little bits of regurgitation food.

dude 1: i just went in the shitter and there is a cronic problem

dude 2: what dude?
dude 1: there fucking ashe palmer everywhere throught i was gonna chunda my balls

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Palmer Moment

When someone makes a joke that is intended to be funny but literally no one laughs.

Palmer: *insert bad joke*
Everyone else: *complete and utter silence* 😐
Person 1: “Palmer moment”
Everyone else: *laughs historically”

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Palmer, Alaska

The greatest place ever. Period. Home of the Alaska State Fair, lots of weed, fuck-ups galore, Kwik Mart ice cream (after the remodeling), and Pioneer Pizza. Thank the Lord for Pioneer Pizza.

Dude, let's go to Palmer and get stoned.

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Amanda Palmer

In my eyes one of the greatest musicians to ever live. She is the vocalist, lyricist, and pianist for the Brechtian Punk Cabaret band, The Dresden Dolls. She writes amazing songs, ranging from the fast, chaotic sound of 'Girl Anachronism' to slower, melodic songs 'Good Day' or 'Half Jack'. Greatest piano player ever, and her voice is amazing. If you haven't heard of The Dresden Dolls, I suggest listening to the music or buying one of their albums.

Amanda Palmer is by far an amazing musician.

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ethan palmer

A me me who can be very smelly at times

Hey Ethan Palmer, you be looking pretty smelly today

Lizzie Palmer

An alcoholic beverage that is a long Island ice tea with lemonade and a drizzle of grenadine instead of coke. Made famous in Dodge City, Kansas and named after a prostitute who died of a bar fight related head wound.

"Our bartender Jared makes a damn fine Lizzie Palmer!"

Clive Palmer

When you set yourself a limit of 1 packet of TimTams per day, but you find yourself having a seizure on the floor of the bathroom at 2 am because you've eaten 27 packets, not 1.

My friend challenged me to do 5 Clive Palmers in 50 minutes.