Love is paranoid is a legendary song by punk rock band “The Distillers”
Curly headed
Loud mouth
Gets close to people when speaking to them
Expects the worst of things always
And defensive
The paranoid village man doesn’t want to accept that he is always paranoid
Curly headed
Blabber mouth
Loud mouth
Always expects the worst of things
Homophobic
And tells you everything about anything And still not know nothing
The paranoid village man does not believe he is paranoid and thinks being paranoid is for fags
Curly headed
Loud mouth
Always eager to speak
He gets close when he talks to someone
And always thinks the worst of everything
The paranoid village man couldn’t accept the fact he is always paranoid
A person so bad at spelling they can’t believe they actually spelled a word correctly. Symptoms of this paranoia are changing the spelling of a word in question to trigger the spell check for confirmation. Or alternately stopping everything and checking an obviously non-misspelled word at dictionary.com.
“Hey did John ever finish typing up that paper?”
“Yeah but it took him forever, he’s such a Paranoid Speller.”
Being scared of something to the point you don't trust it
Bob was a paranoid man who was scared of a virus
Delusional about your own ability to judge a persons character based on ridiculously insufficient evidence and very little time spent investigating or collecting primary data to support your claims. Also a convenient tool to support propaganda aimed at
Aww man I am paranoid cos I don’t ask ppl to explain things I see and make outrageous judgement calls based upon.