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A brunette, with a 10/10 personality. A good dancer, loves animals, and having a good time. A little shy and awkward, but is one of the nicest people you'll ever meet!!
Person 1 : I heard you done got you a girlfriend. What's her name?
Person 2 : Parker
Person 1 : Oh shiii-
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Parkers are loving kind and sensitive. Parkers usually want to look good and may stay clear of dirty thing's. Dont be fooled if he is quiet and flinchy cause he is most likely powerful and a great guy. Girls he may like are pretty and share emotions back to him and can relate to him. Go get a parker
Parker just looked at me like i was a queen but who is he?
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Parker is a gay guy is is very stupid.
Dude my friend named parker is so gay. He tried to ask me out.
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Usually a pale kid who has blue eyes and dirty blonde flippy hair. They have soft faces and rosey red cheeks. They can get any girl they want but usually fall for short girls with K names. They crush hard. They are very lovable and are cuddly teddy bears. They make the absolute best boyfriend. If you find one, consider yourself lucky af. They are one in a million.
"Damn, Parker is so hot! I wish he was mine."
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to fuck someones armpit from behind while tickling the other one from the front
becky - "eww, you went a little excessive with the deodorant today"
denise - "dammit that's cum, I forgot I gave a Parker last night"
becky - "ooh that sounds nice"
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Absolute loser who always says chicken butt. He is also very weird and kinda bad at building in fortnite.
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A small town in the Southeastern Denver Metro Area in Colorado. Parker is composed mainly of white, conservative, Christians who see no problem in silently imposing their ways on others. However, this is destined to change in coming years with increased migration from bankrupt California.
Despite all of it's shortcomings, Parker is actually a rather nice town with three high schools and low crime rates.
Me: I'm glad that Obama is President of the United States!
Parker resident #1: No way! He's a Muslim, Socialist, liar!
Me: What? That's ridiculous! I've never heard anyone say such hateful things about our Commander in Chief!
Parker resident #2: Welcome to Parker, dude. People are like that out here.
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