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pasty poo

Post drinking alcohol shits that are pasty in nature, thus one can never seem to get their asshole clean

Sorry I used all the TP, I had pasty poo

by p00 July 16, 2006

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cheese pasty

A build up of crud or other disgusting substance in and around a female's fanny flaps that, when pulled apart, looks like a cheese pasty.

"I was about to go down on Emma but she had a right oozing cheese pasty"

by Bleurrghh January 6, 2014

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Nasty Pasty

A name to call someone when their being mean

'Stop being a nasty pasty'

by Aimee Booth November 6, 2006

72๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


pasty white

looking like your skin hasn't seen the sun in years

"Damn that girl is pasty white."

by Rainbow love December 31, 2016

36๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


pastie bap

a pastie is a battered almost burger like creation of which im actually not sure of the ingredients.anyhow the pastie is placed inside a bap,and with the optional(though highly recommended)addition of grated cheese it becomes a tasty meal all of its own.

according to speak norn iron"the pastie bap is 100% pure northern irish through and through.it was invented in 1987 to counter the popularity of wimpy burgers in belfast".

gis a pastie bap and a a small cheesy chip and a tin of pepsi

by Kunstable January 16, 2007

23๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


haddock pasty

A noxious smelling quim. *not* good enough to eat. If a known slut, probably due to an earlier deposit having been made.

I went muff-diving on katie the other night...but as soon as she opened her legs it was clear she had a haddock pasty under there!

by KP September 17, 2003

29๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pasty Smashing

Pasty smashing is the art of banging some pussy. The term has originated from Newquay in Cornwall, England as this is the place where the pasty is a favourite dish and lots of pasty smashing is undertaken by tourists

Bloody hell Arthur... I Could hear you Pasty Smashing a mile away last night. You kept the whole camp-site awake! Fair play!

by newquay08 September 3, 2008

50๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž