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pathetic simp

1- a person throwing too many compliments.
2-when someone is simping too hard.
3-when your friend keeps talking about his/her crush.

friend: i miss my girlfr-
me: you pathetic simp
friend: you loser
me: i dont speak simp language
friend: cries

by ilovespicenoodles September 28, 2020


Pathetic Resident

The best terminology to describe our current "president" Barack Obama.

In this case "president" is a combination of the words pathetic and resident.

Oh snap! Here comes that pathetic resident some people call "president".

I have enough change pathetic resident, it is in a bucket in my room!

by gbbengi June 7, 2010

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Homo-Pathetic

(1) A homosexual that tries way too hard to look & act & talk like the homosexuals you see on the popular media.

Alas, their attempts appear pathetic or half-assed or vastly extravagant to the point that they appear like a sloppy, half-made copy of the top-tier homosexuals that are way too beautiful & successful to even be considered normal human beings.

Note: This definition is purely for entertainment purposes, not in any way meant to harm/belittle/make fun of the lgbt community.

โ€œYou see that man in the middle of the parade? All dressed up in vibrant rainbow cloth, with brilliantly colored hair, his makeup is so freaking sloppy, isnโ€™t it? Haha, how Homo-Pathetic of him...โ€

โ€œFor all the gay youtuber beauty guru videos youโ€™ve watched, John, your makeup skills havenโ€™t even gotten to the part where you look all flawless & angelic as them. How homo-pathetic I might add,โ€ he teased.

โ€œWatch & learn, guys, โ€œ Bob exclaimed in an extravagant yet high-pitched voice, moving his hands all over the place like he knew what he was doingโ€™ โ€œas I put on this drug store foundation that exactly matches my skin tone & totally doesnโ€™t make me look all tanned!โ€ *giggles for the hundredth time in a three minute video*

by eChildOfNight June 25, 2018

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pathetic morons

A group of people on a stupid chat that have absolutely nothing to do with their lives.

Look there goes those pathetic morons looking for something to do again

by Pathetic Moron December 4, 2015

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Pathetically crying

Fake cry for help when help is not needed.

Monitoring another person to find their weakness and play crying.

To see a man or woman pathetically crying to get what they want.

by Readmeagain May 13, 2022

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tele-pathetic

(noun or verb) I knew what you were thinking... and it was dumb.

Software as an industry isn't forever totally dormant so youre being tele-pathetic.

by Larry Chiang September 14, 2005

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homeo-pathetic

a homeopathic medicine that tastes bad, really bad. You don't feel like having it but you have to take it in order to get well or improve your health. these are generally liquid like Bryonia or solid like Ginko Biloba.

Sam: hey, doc! i've got this really bad cold.

Doctor (homeopath): alright son, here's this liquid called Bryonia. have one dose now along with half a cup of water.
Sam (after taking the medicine): Holy shit! what was that? It should be called homeo-pathetic rather than homeopathic.

by sukraaty October 25, 2009

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