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Patrick is the name of a strong man, in every sense of the word. His shoulders are broad both literally and metaphorically. He can shoulder the biggest of burdens while simultaneously lifting you over his head one-handed, and he makes it look easy.
Patrick's are the smoothest of talkers with eyes that can see into anyone's heart. Often times this can lead them down hard roads when their need to help others surpasses their need to care for themselves.
Patrick's are "old souls" who enjoy music and dancing and will do anything to make you laugh or even just smile for a moment. They are determined and hard-working, and ALWAYS get what they want.
An experience with a Patrick will be a memory to last a lifetime, so make sure it's a good one. If you are lucky enough to date a Patrick, marry him, they are once in a lifetime guys.
Girl one: Who is that stud?
Girl two: Oh, that's my Patrick.
#patrick #thatstud #thoseeyes #thatsmile
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Patrick is an ogre and should give their siblings McDonald's
Patrick gimme chicken nuggets
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He is the best guy you will ever meet. When you meet him, you will quickly fall in love. He makes a great boyfriend, but he often want to please everyone, so he will do stupid thing to try and impress you if he likes you. He often gets in trouble, and cant really take anything seriously, but he will be so loyal and will love you. He's also really competitive. He normally plays sports and is really fit. He's also really cute and his smile will make your heart melt. He will try to make a girl he likes jealous by flirting with her friends, which is one o his weaknesses. It also drives him crazy wen a girl plays hard to get. He does not like his girls clingy, but he is clingy. If he likes a girl, he will want to hug, kiss, and hold hands with her. In conclusion, if you find a Patrick, no matter how annoying he can be, keep him.
"Patrick is sooo annoying, but he drives me crazy with that cute ass smile"
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A man who commonly finds dragons in his discharge.
Patrick was masturbating on the toilet.
When he was done he found a red dragon.
A pussy ass white kid who thinks he is hood even tho he from the burbs.
"Ayo patrick say he finna beat yo ass" "nigga what? that pussy ho dont want the work hahahahaha."
Patrick is a very, very loyal dude, he’s one to tell your problems to or eat a Hamburger with
Damn Patrick is such a nice guy