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A herd of skanky girls, often loud and thought to be drunk at first glance. Consists typically of the stereotype known elsewhere as trailer trash.
~"Don't look now Larry, but the mole patrol just rounded the corner."
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Proper Noun - a highly elite organization dedicated to the patrolling of penises, or rather, penii. Members do not apply, they are found. Just like one of those sweet colleges no one knows about.
Guy: Dude, the Penis Patrol came by today.
Montag: What'd they want?
Guy: Nothing, just a checkup.
Montag: So we're alright then.
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Horny dudes on the look out for unsuspecting young beavers.
Excuse me maam,We are the beaver patrol checking beavers!Please comply.
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A group of men (and sometimes women) who go around looking for fresh vaginas in which to stick various objects.
Fathers, lock up your daughters; the Pussy Patrol is on the move!
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When you are going to sleep with someone and you stay awake until they fall asleep so they do not hear you if fall asleep and let one slip.
I stayed at Joey's last night and slept in his bed with him. I kept awake on fart patrol.
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Parents who walk through the house late at night to see if you have a glow coming from your room caused by the brightness of electronic devices being operated.
Trisha: "Why did your parents take away your laptop?"
La Rhonda: "I was suppose to be asleep by 11 but I was texting and forgot to turn the brightness down."
Trisha: "Wow, you're parents must really be part of the glow patrol"
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Engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman who has contracted pubic lice, colloquially known as crabs, whilst also smelling of fish.
“Dude how’d it go with Sarah last night?”
“Aweful, total harbor patrol if you catch my drift.”