Pedal Porn

When a subject, usually a sufferer of G.A.S., spends their free time watching any number of Youtube music channels for all the gear demos and reviews they can't get their hands on. Will often be seen browsing Reverb or Ebay for deep deals to soothe their needs.

Dude, why did you buy a Metalzone?
Well, it was just too good a deal and you never know when you might need one
Quit lying. Its all that Pedal Porn. I saw you on Ola's channel checking it out. Plus I found the Phaser you were watching Andy from Reverb try out.
Okay, I like pedals but its not like I'm an addict

Flat pedals

The type of pedal used by inferior cyclists that think there cool but in reality are much slower and are afraid of being attached to their bike because they suck

"Flat pedals win medals"
"make sure you never ask me to ride with you again"

pedal pushers

item of clothing some people call long shorts but they are pedal pushers

Maddy wore pedal pushers to school

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Powder Pedal

Powder pedal is when you have consumed a decent amount of cocaine, and cant help but put the pedal to the medal when driving.

I just blasted 3 rails and now Im doing 110 on the highway... I cant help myself! I have a severe case of powder pedal!

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gas pedal

When you put your mouth to someone's butthole, step on their foot causing them to fart, and then inhaling the gas.

She was a freak man! She let me gas pedal her.

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pedal file

Someone who files pedals

Ryan is a pedal filer.

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Rusty Pedal

When you take a shit in a bag and then you smack someone across the face with it.

The bitch won't shut up so i gave her a rusty pedal.

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