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Pedro

Random character from the anime, "Excel Saga" Pedro moved from his home country (presumed Mexico) to make money in Japan. He works at a construction site, where a fire breaks out and poor Pedro dies. He is revived by the "Great Will of the Macrocasm" but remains a ghost. Pedro travels to his home country to convice his sexy wife and Sandora, his son that he has come back for them by way of a spirit channeler. Pedro's sexy wife kicks him out of the house, and then has an affair with the Great Will. the Great Will is married to "That Man" and he decides Pedro needs to die, by way of drowning him in pudding in Tokyo Bay. The Great Will saves Pedro, and he trains hard to become visable again, and return to his son and sexy wife. When he returns, he learns that his sexy wife had an affair with "Gomez" who really turns out to be "That Man" in disguise. "That Man" steals Pedro's sexy wife and the "Great Will" because they are voiced by the same woman. Another character, Nabeshin shows up and unleshes Pedro and Sandora's true afro power and decide to take on "That Man".

"PEDRO YOU IDIOT!"

"Pedro...unlesh your inner Afro!"

by Zennus February 24, 2005

27๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pedro

Having and/or possessing massive sleeve splitting arms. A Pedro's biceps have been known too make small children cry. A Pedro's triceps are responsible for the creation of said children.

Look at that PEDRO! His arms are blotting out the sun.

I just slipped in that puddle made by that chicks wet panties. She must of seen a PEDRO.

by Ribfracture June 1, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


pedro

(baseball) Refers to Pedro Martinez. His pitching was good enough that baseball players, pundits and other fans need only refer to him by his first name to understand the notoriety behind the name.

Damn, the Braves are facing Pedro tonight.

The Red Sox are sending Curt Schilling to the mound tonight. Pedro will start tomorrow.

by regular October 5, 2006

32๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


pedro

a thick moustache making someone look like Pedro from napoleon dynamite

Have you seen Joel shaws tash. Yea boi manz got a pedro ting goin on init.

by mrcatboidawg July 8, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pedro

perverted portugese boy, that likes to play slender man, two pairs of boobs and how i met your mother (Barney) he has small penis.

Stop watching how i met your mother, you are such a pedro!

by safcdauihec23t5 December 7, 2012

23๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pedro

A Mexican male, particularly one who is short, among whites, and in a subservient position; the mexican version of "nigger".

Never use around more than one Mexican at a time, unless you don't need your teeth for something.

Hey Pedro, I said fill it with PREMIUM!

by The Wandering Understander February 11, 2004

32๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pedro

Pedro is the Brazilian kid who's forehead is acne infested and is so short and disgusting. Best friends are the dandruff crusty eyelash freckled blond pubescent disgusting nasty boys. He is so disgusting that people hunt him down for his disgustingness and take a picture of him and trap his smell, then they use this to put around their house to give people the intention that they are a disgusting disgrace to the world and should not be within 5 metres of said residence. If you stand to close to this disgusting abominable horrific objectionable gruesome loathsome nasty vile nauseating pedro you will be infected. Stay away. Will think all girls fall in love with him even though the disgusting rat is 3'1.

Friend 1: Hey its such a lovely day today
Friend 2: *chokes* ahHASWIFHAIbifig
Friend 1: Oh no.... ITS PEDRO AND HIS DISGUSTINGNESS

Pedro: feet toe fungus chungus i choke you with my disgusting rungus smell

by joaks January 26, 2020

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