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Girl: Truth or dare?
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: Unfortunately, no. I have an unsheared peen...
Girl: That’s gross, and I will therefore not give you head.
Guy: Fuck.
A curly bully stick (bull penis) treat for dogs.
We don’t know why, but Bella only likes the curly peen.
When a girl is in love with another man's penis, until the point where it becomes so obvious and disgusting, for she does it in public. A peener feiner tags along his friends, nagging and teasing them. The peener feiner is usually not liked back.
Guy 1: why the hell is Janice following us around?
Guy 2: probably because she's peen feining Sam
Girl: Truth or dare?
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: If by circumcised you mean that I have a sheared peen, then yes.
Girl: Oh awesome, you want some head?
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A person who excessively seeks out male genitalia, or sex with men. A peen troll is often considered to be thirsty or slutty.
Person 1: "Have you met Bella? She is constantly trying to pick up guys!"
Person 2: "Yeah, she's quite the Peen Troll."
When a man thrusts his pelvis foward towards a woman/man in order for the other person to feel their "junk"
This is not always done intentionally. There is such a thing as an "accidental peen press"
Kevin: "Dude Amy's fuckin hot I think im gonna peen press her, 20 % chance she'll like it, 80 % chance she'll be offended"
Amy: "like... Kevin totally peen pressed me and i didn't feel a thing... awkward"