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The fly that landed on Mike Pence's head during the Vice Presidential debate of 2020. It sat on his head for approximately 2 minutes in which everyone thought it died, but it flew off. This caught a ton of media attention as Mike Pence was seen as a piece of shit, due to him being affiliated to Donald Trump, the 45th President of the United States.
Person 1: Bro! Did you see the fly on Pence's head during the VP debate? It sat there for like 2 minutes.
Person 2: Lol yeah! I mean it makes sense, because Pence is quite the scumbag, like his partner, Donald Trump.
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Essex variation of the Scouse ten bob head. Description of a shoddy, laughable attempt to direct a ball goalwards with the head.
What was that Gaz?! 50 pence head!!
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What Mike Pence turns into after a fly lands on his head during VP debates
repressed stuck-up Christian Mike Pence—JC Penney catalog-idea of almost-handsome—debated Kamala Harris and had a house fly land on his head. When the fly's regurgitation interacted with Pence's hairspray he instantly transformed into Fly Girl Pence; filed for divorce from Karen; and admitted being in a long-term affair with a fella named Eduardo.
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this term is often used in ball sports when the person fucks up the shot or pass.
Pass us the baw *ball flies in opposite direction* haha ur shit 50p or 50 pence foot!
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When the only solution to a problem creates a greater problem.
A: We have to impeach Trump, he can't stay in office!
B: But then you get Pence, and he's even worse.
A: I really need to get rid of these insects that destroy my crops, but if I spray the field the entire harvest would be wasted.
B: Man, that's a real Trump-Pence dilemma you have there.
A Mike Pence Special is when you go to a nice strip joint and have dinner alone, because you never eat with any woman but your wife. After you eat THEN you get two girls at once for a table dance. Then you take them to a hotel, and they both puss on your face, cuz you wanna be Trump.
Me: Man, last night my wife was out of town so I went out for a Mike Pence Special at Strip-a-rams.
Buddy: How did it go?
Me: It was great but the beer tasted like piss and the piss tasted like beer.
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An infamous Twitter hashtag that surfaced shortly after former U.S Vice President Michael R. Pence "betrayed" Donald Trump by not challenging the Electoral College votes, despite saying that he would challenge them the day before. It was quickly widespread, and several conservative movements and their supporters followed suit, calling for him to be hanged for treason.
The "Hang Mike Pence" hashtag was short-lived, but it was powerful enough for Mike Pence to completely fall off the face of the earth. It is unknown why he disappeared instead of meaningfully addressing it, or why it disappeared so quickly; the only thing America knows is that he is now considered a disgrace among members of the GOP.
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