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chinese mushroom pendulum swing

an aesthetically based sexual maneuver in which the performer squats , wraps his arms around his legs and uses them to propel his body in a circular motion therefore creating a swinging of the penis and nutsack in a 360 degree swing. can be shortened to c.m.p.s for quicker use.

you: "man that chick last night was so hot how did you manage to fuck her?"

Me: i just did a chinese mushroom pendulum swing and she was so impressed with my technique, she had no choice

by anton enus November 26, 2009

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your boy looks like a pendulum

when you see your friend walk up to you and next to him is a skinny, lanky, loser this is the statement you make to your boy.

Your boy looks like a pendulum
“Lmao yeah bro mans the lankiest guy in the state of Ohio

by Urmomispoo69 May 12, 2023


pendulum sharpener

A big dick that's sharp

E.g. Same bro pendulum sharpener yeah

by OkaJeff June 14, 2017


meat pendulum

Another word for the phallus or penis.

The ladies all seem to really like Frank's meat pendulum

by FrankM November 3, 2009


pendulum effect

When a man maintains a fast pace of thrusting while having sex with a woman in the Doggystle position so as the man`s balls are swinging forward and knocking against the woman's clitoris making her orgasm even faster.

Normally it takes Heather a long time to come but last night was much faster because she was induced by the pendulum effect.

by OdinSaysFold November 15, 2013


Penduluming

The act of putting a strap on on your back and proceeding to fuck two people, one in front and one behind. Humping between the two swinging like a clocks pendulum.

Hey Mary wanna ask your sister to do some penduluming

by YummyYummyHorse May 10, 2021


pendulum threesome

When a man wears a strap-on like a tail and has sex with two girls doggy style at the same time.

Me, loka, and linn did a pendulum threesome last night. Then they tried to use the strap-on agaisnt me.

by Projectzero February 28, 2020