pepsi

Mainly known for their winning* AbilaTWOW response "Fake your death, never leave, resort to murder if needed…"

*only won if you disregard the top 406 responses

pepsi owns the worlds 6th largest navy

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pepsi

A cola company whos advertising as gradually subsided to not really promoting their own cola, but more towards demoting coca cola.

Pepsi Executive #1: How about this for a commercial! A rough looking man with a shotgun walks into a bar, and starts shooting everyone, but instead of bullets, they are cans of coke! It ends with "Coke, it'll kill you."

Pepsi Executive #2: I love it!

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pepsi

an addictive drug, made by the colombian mafia in 1969

jeff: bruh im so hooked on pepsi
dave: who are you, its 2 AM, please leave my house

pepsi

Code word frequently used by high school students to mean cocaine. (Pepsi = coke = cocaine). Frequently used over telephone and instant messenger-type conversations.

"Yeah, Max is getting me more pepsi for the weekend...should I try to hook you up?"

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to the pepsi

A distorted and annoying way of saying 'to the max'. Called this due to a popular diet version of pepsi cola, called pesi max.

Person: how much are you roflmaoing right now?
Prick: to the pepsi, bro

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pepsi

Derogatory term for low class French-Canadians. (based on the preferance and quantity of pepsi consumed)

*girl 1: hey that guy is hot
*guy: Allo-bonjour sexy madame
*girl 2: naw, just a pepsi

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pepsi

a crappy version of coke,

also it has a terrible after taste,

person 1:"can i have a coke"

person 2:"sorry, we only have pepsi.is that ok?"

person 1:"i dont know, is monopoly money okay?"

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