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Perpetual Singlelarity

The point of being a state of singleness for an extended period of time, or being single too often. Usually seems never ending to the individual in such a state.

Man1: "Hey bro? How'd that date go last night?"
Man2: "Not good man. I think I screwed up."
Man1: "Dude, that's like the third date this week. It's like you're in a perpetual singlelarity."

by baconspanker March 28, 2015


perpetual motion squad

The team name from The Big Bang Theory. According to Howard Wolowitz, it is beyond the law of physics and, plus, a little heads for the ladies because they can go all night.

For an awesome team name, we should be the perpetual motion squad or pms for short.

by Wolowizard23 June 19, 2017


Perpetual Vegetable

A vegetable that is beyond perpetual.

Did you see that concert last night where they threw perpetual vegetables?
I love me a good perpetual Vegetable

by CINNAMON JESUS October 16, 2023


Perpetual Freshman Syndrome

A condition that affects 1 in 20 college students in which no matter how much older they get, they will always be a freshman.

Student 1: I talked to that senior Dave.

Student 2: Dave? He's a freshman dude.

Student 1: Isn't he 21?

Student 2: Yeah but he has PFS, also known as Perpetual Freshman Syndrome. He'll always be a freshman.

by Rytic June 15, 2013


perpetual nae nae syndrome

You can only nae nae. Their is no end to the nae nae.

Life is hell.

The only attention you gather is from Twitter Users.

Nae Nae Guy: AAAAAA FUCK MY ARM IS STUCK IN THE AIR. I CAN'T STOP THE NAE NAE

Doctor: I'd help you but, perpetual nae nae syndrome has no cure. Plus, I only use Reddit...

Nae Nae Guy: :(

by ICan'tStopPostingCringeOnMain January 19, 2022


Perpetual Cup

A cup in which you use daily so there is no need to clean or put away. Doesn’t matter the liquid the perpetual cup stays out for all to see.

The perpetual cup never goes tainted as it’s always used

by B00zeHound August 8, 2024


perpetual lotion

The act of jerking off indefinitely, self-powered by your own jerking off. There is no energy loss in this scenario, so it could hypothetically run forever, much like a perpetual motion machine.

I called my buddy but no answer. He's probably stuck in perpetual lotion.

by hibbityjibbity March 5, 2020