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The initial reaction upon hearing a song by the notorious WAKA FLOCKA FLAME before realizing that he is a musical genius and a scholar.
hip hop scholar: Did you hear Flocka's new hit single?
person: I don't waste my time with that nonsense?!
hip hop scholar: Youv'e got a bad case of FLOCKA-phobia, HES SO HOODRICH
person: true true
the fear of Elijah Daniel(lil phag)
Twitters faggot
Common mental condition pertaining to a person who refuses to sell a stock on the stock exchange because he or she thinks it will go up in price. Usually a person suffering from hold-a-phobia has full control of the condition and can stop it at any time by simply selling the stock and taking the days gains. Hold-a-phobic tendencies develop usually when others around them are actively trading and taking the days gains; i.e. day-trading.
Doctor Franco diagnosed Francisco with a severe case of hold-a-phobia, because Francisco refuses to sell he 300 shares of Las Vegas Sands.
Fear of buses or going on a bus because you are afraid you may possibly be mugged, stabbed, shot or robbed
Matthew has bus phobia because he thinks he might get stabbed while on a bus.
the fear of being chased around a kitchen table, on newly waxed floors by timber wolves
oh your god, i suffer from luposlipo phobia don't make me get chased.... around a kitchen table... etc
One who not only has a phobia he/she is afraid of, nut one who would kill themselves rather than to deal with their phobia.
Aurophobia: fear of Gold. (Cleric-AuroPhobia: FUCK GOLD!!IM DYING!). Cleric-Phobia
AntloPhobia: Fear of floods. (Cleric-AntloPhobia: Id rather shoot myself then to sake a bath.)
An excessive fear and or act of laziness a driver has of using their blinker to signal a turn or lane change. This is a major cause of car accidents, road rage, and traffic violations.
"Gee greg why don't you use ur blinker when u turn? All those people would stop honking!"
"Ah I'm just a lazy fuckin asshole. I don't give a shit bout following the law."
"Hmm I hope u get re ended dumb fuck get over ur blinker phobia"