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A Scottsdale/Silverado short-bed that's loaded down with bags of fertilizer or cinder-blocks.
I don't want to tow a trailer with my Cheavy pickup right now... gotta wait till I unload it so that I don't strain the engine and transmission.
When you vaginal area smells like cheese and someone fingers your arse.
Oh I did a dirty pickup on Janice
Seen more frequently in rural communities, this roadway denizen is found driving a large pickup truck, often lifted, sometimes with a large smokestack - like exhaust pipe belching black diesel smoke from an overwide pipe behind the cab.
These drivers are always pushyand and ill-mannered. They cut off other drivers, must always be passing, sometimes even dangerous.
It is rumored that the size of their actual dick is inversely related to the size of their truck and its exhaust pipe.
That pickup dick just cut that lady off, and that diesel stench is awful!
A bunch of people arrested for being sex offenders
Ay yo watch out or you’re gonna be like the pickup family.
It's the meme you send when you try to pick someone up.
She was at me house 20 minutes after sending the pickup meme.
The abominable pickup artist manlet (a subhumanly stunted male shorter than 5ft10) is an exceptionally delusional, pea-brained low IQ manlet, even by manlet standards, because he has injudiciously chosen to invest all of his girlishly giddy energy into the frivolous pursuit of the exact group of people who despise and loathe manlet boys the most - the universality of womankind. Afflicted by indescribably immense levels of manlet cope, manlet mathematics, guy height and small man syndrome, the pint-sized, peewee pipsqueak pickup artist manlet can often be detected lying unconscious outside of bars and restaurants while wearing 9 inch high heels and an Oompa Loompa costume after another one of his childish mental midget seduction techniques of peacocking and negging unsurprisingly went awry yet again, hanging around in front of nightclubs while desperately offering to give all of the manmore bouncers standing blowjobs if they will only agree to let him drink out of an unflushed toilet in the women's bathroom and fearfully hopping around on the sidewalks of red-light districts while trying not to get stepped on and squashed as the diminutive and deranged turbo-manlet frantically attempts to peak up the skirts of all of the disgusted women that cross his precariously petite path. Short people got nobody. Manlets, when will they learn?
Pickup artist manlet: Wow, that ass must be jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that! Hannah: You can fuck right off, you grotesquely gnomish pickup artist manlet! Choke on your dwarfish manletspeak and go posture check yourself, while I'll go have hot sex with my 6ft7 tall magnificent manmore boyfriend, you utterly insignificant, petite and effeminate, stunted little sissy fairy manlet abomination! Completely and utterly manlets BTFO.
A pathetic and small pickup truck. Usually belongs to a man who can be described with the same adjectives.
Did you see Grant’s new pussy pickup???